it'll do 'til a mess gets here

I heard about this frog. It’s a very tiny frog, but it’s also very special. You can only find it in the jungle, so far away from me, but if you find it and if you touch it, your world can change forever.

If you touch its skin you can feel your body changing and your vision also.
Blue becomes red and red becomes blue and your mommy suddenly becomes your daddy and everything looks like a giant cupcake.

And you keep laughing and laughing and laughing. Nothing is ever quite the same, really. And after you finish laughing, it’s time to turn into a frog yourself. It’s very funny to be a frog. You can dive into the water and cross the rivers and the oceans and you can jump all the time and everywhere. Do you want to play with me?

We can be a whole group of friends. A whole group of frogs, jumping into the streets, jumping into the planets, climbing up the buildings, swimming in the lakes and in the bathtubs. We would be hundreds, thousands, millions; the biggest group of friends the world has ever seen, jumping and laughing forever.

It would be great, right?